Totally Real (not real at all)
Sonja Landis and I have become really good friends
because of this book, and I’m honored to have such a positive impact on Women in Business.
- Chelsea Handler *
*Chelsea Handler did not say this
Sonja is amazing, savvy, and smart.
I wish I had her on my show when we were still on the air.
- Oprah Winfrey *
* Oprah Winfrey did not say this
Finally! I am already signed up to the Sonja Landis School of Business.
Her STYLE is Brilliant!
-Warren Buffet *
*You already know that Warren Buffet did not say this.
He didn’t even imply it a little bit.
Sonja Landis is brilliant, smart, funny, and the most perfect woman I know.
She is my goddess-princess-queen and the love of my life.
I couldn’t survive day-to-day without her!
- Sonja’s Boyfriend *
*He has said this, maybe not really in so many words, and, like, more with his eyes…
People should buy this book! You did a really good job, dear.
And I’m glad you put your brother in it. That was nice.
- Sonja’s Mom*
*Sonja’s Mom indeed DID say this
What surprises me most about humanity is man. He sacrifices his health in order
to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then
he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies never having really lived…
But not this woman! Not Sonja Landis!
-Dalai Lama *
*He said everything but that last part, which he maybe would say if he knew me…
I love Sonja Landis! I’m so glad she referred to my fabulous ass in her book.
I’m DEFINITELY inviting her to my wedding, which is, of course, going to be amazing…
- Kim Kardashian*
*Kim Kardashian did not say this.
Thanks, Kim! So glad that butt x-ray worked out in my favor… otherwise that
joke would’ve been really embarrassing (for me).
P.S. Can I bring a date??
RSVP for 2, doll, see ya’ there!
Sonja Landis is beautiful, witty, and intelligent. I’m going to make
her my next girlfriend and whisk her off to Lake Como at once… She might
even be THE ONE, the one to settle me down for good…
- George Clooney*
*George Clooney did not say this.
Ohhhh, George, George… had you actually said this, I would say I’m flattered
but happily taken. Let’s just be friends, and you’ll find the right one eventually!
I don’t care if she wrote a book! Is she into older guys and willing to dye
her hair a LOT more blonde???
- Hugh Hefner*
*Hugh Hefner did not say this.
No. And no. But thanks, Hef! XOXO
This book is smart and fun, and addresses so many important issues facing Women and this economy, all the problems arising in the recession… Sonja, she looks so familiar to me?? Was she an Angel for Victoria’s Secret with me?? Who else did she model with??
- Heidi Klum, a.k.a "The Body"
*Heidi Klum did not say this, but she really is "The Body"
Heidi! You’re so sweet! I get that all the time, actually… but no, I surprisingly was NOT a Supermodel.
Please don’t be embarrassed – you’re not the first to make this same mistake! Kisses!
I didn’t read this book! Who the HELL is this chick trying to use MY name
to promote HER book?!?!?
- Khloe Kardashian (Odom)*
*Khloe Kardashian did not say this.
Khloe: Obviously! Lighten up, hun. I’m just trying to sell some books here,
trying to be funny… don’t come after me. I'm devilishly strong and scrappy, but I'm quite sure you could take me. I've seen you rumble on the show, and you look pretty strong...
I’m sure we’d actually hit it off and be friends if you got to know me...
P.S. My boyfriend's nephew plays football at the same school
where your sisters cheerlead, so you might see me at the games.
True story. Don't kick my ass there either, k?!?!
This book is timely intelligent, funny, practical and will inspire people
to make a real change in their life,
no matter where they’re at in this moment. That’s such a powerful and universal message!
Plus, didn’t I used to party and hook-up with this chick in the late 90s when she used to dance on a beer-tub at a nightclub in Phoenix, paying her way thru college?
- Jamie Foxx*
*Jamie Foxx did not say this.
Jamie- you’re too kind and with reference to this book, you’re absolutely right:
it IS a universal truth we’re all in search of. You’re an inspiration to so many!
Thanks for that. As for the other part, it wasn’t me you hooked up with,
it was one of my other "beer-tub-girl" friends… this was when you were on
In Living Color and I didn’t think you were that cute at the time…
Boy, if I knew then what I do now!!!
Clearly, a big mistake on my part!!!
P.S. I see you at those same football games mentioned above with Khloe Kardashian, Jamie! And you look gOOd. (wink)
Just kidding... I'm totally and happily taken, my jersey is retired.
I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish…
I’m sorry, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time… ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!...
- Kanye West*
*Kanye West did not say this.
Hmmm. Well, Kanye. (long pause…) I agree that Beyonce is truly talented.
Thank you for your kind words and, ummmm, contribution to my book review. I love you, man.
This "Sonja"… she needs work done, some Botox or something.
Just a whole make-over would do. Hopefully she sells a lot of books and can take care of this ASAP.
- Joan Rivers*
*Joan Rivers did not say this.
Thanks, Joan. Agreed! Getting older is the pits. I’ll try and Botox as soon as I can.
I don’t care if she wrote a book!!! Did she just "XOXO" at Hef?? Is she flirting with MY Hef?!?!
- Holly Madison*
*Holly Madison did not say this.
Yes, but no, Holly. Definitely NOT flirting with Hef.
See you in Vegas sometime… Tweet me! (wink!)
My books are all better. I did it first. I dance better, sing better, and am in far better shape.
She doesn’t even look like she does yoga. Does she study Kaballah?? No, I though not.
Well, I haven’t time for this….
*Madonna did not say this.
Whoa, Madge… it’s ok. I clearly cannot compete, and certainly don’t want a pose off.
Your body is stunning. Big fan. Big. Big. Big fan…
Take it easy on hydrangeas, will ya?? Geez.
I cannot wait to shred this chick and her book on The Soup. Tune into E!
- Joel McHale*
*Joel McHale did not say this.
Yikes. Be gentle. I think I need some thicker skin for this…
She's just a little bit hot. I'd like to see her take her top off, and I bet she's a real tiger behind closed doors... would she be willing to show her tits and do filthy things on the show
while she talks about her really good book??
- Howard Stern*
*Howard Stern did not say this.
Awww Howard, although a few years ago I would've totally jumped on that particular offer, I think that ship has sailed... My boobs are fab, but ya know... I just can't do it anymore... if things don't go well, can I totally change my mind though?!?! I do have bills to pay...